Northwest Snapshots I

I'll try and avoid a rant about this with a sample of my favorite shots/northwest memories.


Inevitable rant sure to follow, however.

Muhammad's Teddy Bear

In light of Gillian Gibbons' recent Sudanese nightmare, my faithful old Teddy Bear has decided to abandon his plans to convert to Islam. He's issued an open appeal to his peers to follow suit in a show of Teddy Solidarity.

He'd also like to point out that while it may be blasphemous to name an animal after The Prophet:

• he and his fellows are actually inanimate objects
  
• the children in Ms. Gibbons class (mostly Muslim) named the bear in question, not Ms. Gibbons
• demanding her execution for the incident might appear to be, well, insane
  
• it's the f****** 21st century already

Hmm.

Teddy is now pursuing an interest in The Liberace Church of Latter Day Sequins, which, frankly I find somewhat disturbing.