I WANNA BE A SUPER DELEGATE

And the first thing I'd do is spell it as it should be spelled, with an arrogance born of a huge whiff of power: SuperDelegate.

SD, baby!

I won't have to do what anyone tells me. I won't have to pay attention to the will of the people or the popular vote. Me and my cron - uh, peers can play kingmaker. That would be fun. But this time we could do it all at the convention, waaaaaay before the general election. We'll show those guys. Who needs Florida and the Supreme Court to screw the voting public?

With a little luck maybe Howard Dean himself will anoint - 'scuse me - appoint us. Yeehaaaaw!

We can do this.